Archive for October, 2007

By “BROWN” I mean UPS. And to answer my own question, absolutely fucking nothing! Especially if after a week, they can’t seem to find my house. Here’s a recent convo: Me: I’m tracking a package that was supposed to be delivered days ago. UPS: Ma’am may I have your tracking number. Me: Sure. UPS: It seems as though we have...
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As I’m laying here recouperating from my weekend, a friend of mine who I went to college with popped up on my Yahoo Messenger. After she left to attend Law school in Houston a few years ago, IM’ing has been our main form of communication along with our visits to New Jersey on holidays....
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