Dumb Ass Of The Week: Ashley Todd

This week will be the first of many in a series of posts aptly entitled, “Dumbass Of The Week”. Basically, the title is self-explanatory. I couldn’t think of anyone else more fitting than the dumbass McCain supporter, Ashley Todd, who decided that she would cry wolf and carve the letter “B” on her face and concoct a crazy story about being mugged by a big black man.

When I first read the story the other day, I wondered why the “B” looked backwards. I wondered why when initially asked, she refused medical treatment. I mean seriously, if I was beat up by a ‘big black man’, I’d rush myself to the hospital immediately. I’m sorry, but to me, immediately it screamed White Tawana Brawley.

So the point in all of this was to do what, Ms. Todd? Prove to your friends and family that not only are you crazy and a liar, but now a criminal. I wonder if she realized that if convicted, she’ll be a felon, and not able to vote? She’s definitely not the brightest bulb in the socket.

Did she even realize that the ATM camera evidence would more than likely be used by the police? Cameras don’t lie. I guess she didn’t think they’d administer a polygraph after police started to notice inconsistencies in her story. Not only are you the Dumb Ass of The Week, but Ashley, your friends and family probably don’t want to be seen around. There may not have been a ‘big black guy’ that attacked you, but you are now the “black sheep”!

Lucky, well not so lucky, you have your own version of the Scarlet Letter to carry around with you for the rest of your life. And guess what’s even worst, McCain will more than likely still come out as a loser, just like you.

Ashley Todd, you are my first, “Dumbass of The Week”, be proud of such an accomplishment. Aim high!

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