Since When Is Steve Harvey A Relationship Expert?

If Steve Harvey can get millions of women to buy his book, “Act Like a Lady, Think Like  a Man“, then I really don’t see why I shouldn’t write one entitled, “Spend $24.95 So I Can Tell You Shit You Should Already Know”! Since when is Steve Harvey a relationship expert? Just a few years ago he was hanging out with Cedric the Entertainer & Lovita Alizay Jenkins Robinson and also spending time being a “King of Comedy”. So now all of a sudden he’s an expert in telling women what they should know. I’d be willing to give him half a serious listen, if he was writing a book geared towards men & telling them how they should treat women, considering that he’s a man. I have a hard time buying his newly created ‘relationship expert’ title.

So today, he was on Oprah for the 2nd time, peddling his ideologies.  I swear they must have found the dumbest women in the world to Skype in on the show. First you have a group of single black women in  NYC, asking where to find a good man? All Steve Harvey could say was that maybe their success is intimidating to men. I’m so tired of hearing that excuse when it comes to the women being successful. I’m not sure what type of man who would be intimidated by a successful woman. I haven’t met one as of yet.

Then there’s the 52 yr old woman, who feels obligated to have sex with a man, just because he took her out & bought her a few drinks. Hmmm. How can I say this. Don’t use the drinks as an excuse for why you want to have sex with him, maybe you’re just a whore, don’t blame it on the alcohol or obligation that he’s spent money on you  on the first date. I mean seriously, this woman is 52 yrs old, asking a dumb ass question. No wonder the wrinkled bag is single.

The piece de resistance was a woman from the DC area, who says she planned on not having sex until marriage, but wanted to know if oral sex was excluded from the 90 days of no sex Zoot Suit Harvey recommends. But wait. She also says it’s her religious beliefs that won’t allow her to have sex, but she feels that she can have oral, just as long as she’s on the receiving end & not giving! Yes, men, she does not reciprocate!  I’d like to know what church this heifer attends, and I’d hope her congregation did not see her on Oprah, putting her business out on front street. Also, I’d like to meet the men who have been ok with this, so I can pat them on the back myself.  If you’re going to remain a virgin until marriage, more power to you, but last time I checked, oral sex, was a form of sex. But what do I know, I’m not a sex or relationship expert (LMAO!).

Anyways, I’m sure Steve Harvey has a new fan base. He’s gotten rid of the Zoot suits, sprayed on flat-top, crocodile shoes, gained a few muscles & has appeared on Oprah twice. So now, his fan base includes more of those who lack melanin and who think Oprah is god(dess). I guess anyone nowadays can brand & market themselves as relationship experts. I wonder between which marriage he gained his expertise from? #1? #2? or #3, wh0 was actually the mistress of his 2nd marriage. How about a book about that Steve?

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